MISSION BRIEFING
Ensure that you are enlisted in the Grenade Army and have an ID number.
Do not send completed missions with enlistment forms.
All participating soldiers will increase in rank upon the completion of any mission.
Upon the completion of three missions you will be resupplied with Grenade contraband.
When submitting designs, videos, or images there is no limit.
Unless specified otherwise, soldiers will be promoted one rank upon the successful completion of a mission.
Other than MISSION GGAM10, which may be submitted with each good report card received, missions cannot be repeated.
Missions can be completed in any order.
Not all missions must be completed.
Send missions via e-mail or mail. Please avoid sending videos over e-mail.
Upon promotion to GENERAL: Soldiers of this rank will receive an HONORABLE DISCHARGE from General Danny Kass along with a special pack of Grenade paraphernalia. For those who would like to continue serving in the Grenade Army, you must reenlist. All honorably discharged soldiers remain on the Grenade Army roster with the rank of HD (although may submit a removal request via e-mail).
Note: Grenade stickers and stencils, contraband, and other paraphernalia found in Army enlistment packs as well as mission completion packs may vary depending on stock.
All whiners will be demoted.
GRENADE ARMY MISSIONS
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM30
Hit up the Mountains!
The mission, should you choose to accept, is to document your first trip up to the mountain this season. But that’s not all: we want to see how you end your first day. Whether you’re in the hot tub, the bar, passed out on your bed or asleep in the car; send it in. To qualify for the rank promotion, send in a picture of you on the mountain during the first day, and off the mountain on the first night.
This mission is worth 1 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM01
Shave yourself a Mohawk!
This is pretty straight forward. If you have a Mohawk, take a picture of yourself and send it in. If you don't, you must shave it yourself. We will not accept entries unless the sides are completely shaved and your hair length is at least SEVEN inches. Photo must display your hawk flying. By this we mean spiked. Failure to comply with regulations will result in no points and a demerit.
This mission is worth 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM06
Design a grenade logo!
We have had an enormous response for this mission so we decided to run it again.
It can be anything. We will pick the best logo and the winner will get some product with the logo on it. To top that, we will mass produce the logo on various new Grenade products.
This mission is worth 1 rank. The winner will go up 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM07
Send us your worst slam!
We are going to try this again. It can be any type of slam, any sport, and/or anything painful.
This year to date, the response have been a little weak. So if you have something that looks really nasty send it in. VHS, DVD, or CD (No PAL). We will pick the worst slam. The winner could be in the next TPS video.
This mission is worth 1 rank. The winner will go up 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM08
Send us your best trick!
We are going try this again. You have all winter to get something. It can be any type of trick, any sport,
anything amazing. VHS, DVD, or CD (No PAL). We will pick the best trick. The winner could be in the next TPS report.
This mission is worth 1 rank. The winner will go up 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM09
Send us a photo of the BEST-STREET-RAIL spot!
Send in as many photos of the best rails in your town, and if it snows, props and bonus points to you. There is a good chance you could be sessioning with some of the Grenerds this winter!
Best rail photo winners will get some product and a call from the Grenade crew if they stroll through your area.
Multiple winners for this mission so start searching for the rails!
This mission is worth 1 rank. The winners will go up 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM10
Get good grades!
Send us a copy of your report card, B average or above will go up one rank.
This mission is to make your moms happy. Education is important!
NO TIME LIMIT.
This mission is worth one rank and can be repeated with each new, acceptable report card.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM11
Create a new Grenade slogan!
For Example: "Make gloves not war.”
The best slogan will be used for all types of product and advertising for the upcoming season.
Winner will receive product with the new slogan on it!
This mission is worth 1 rank. The winner will go up 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM12
Best sticker job!
Take a photo of your sticker detailing.
It could be on your skateboard, snowboard, car, refrigerator, or whatever.
The image must contain at least one visible Grenade sticker or stencil.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM13
Mustache Mission!
It does not matter how it got there, whether it's milk, Kool Aid, or permanent marker from a party the night before. Of course, if you can grow a real mustache that's even better.
Accepting all types and styles so go nuts.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM14
Local skate spot!
Take a photo of you skating your favorite spot or skate park.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM16
Gone fishing!
For you soldiers that may do a little fishing, you have the chance to move up a rank. Send in a picture of you and that prize catch.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM17
Find Sketchy D!
Sketchy D is always lurking around somewhere—keep your eyes peeled. If you are lucky enough to find that wild man take a picture of you and him and send it in. This has the potential to be an extremely difficult mission so we made it worth TWO ranks. Hunt him down and say “cheese.”
This Mission is worth 2 ranks.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM20
Mission Castabio!
If you are one of the lucky dudes or dudines that a Castabio zip hoodie (that have just been released to local Grenade dealers), then Kevin Casillo orders all soldiers to find some chicks and take a group photo. Make sure that striped chick magnet of a garment is visible and you'll get mad street cred.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM21
Make a new Grenade sticker!
It's time that the Grenade Army soldiers step up and make a new sticker—a bit like the logo mission, but for stickers. The best design will be made into a production sticker featured in Grenade Army packs.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM22
Make a mission . . . mission!
We want you to have a voice here at Grenade. If any Grenade Army soldiers have a solid mission idea, e-mail it to army@grenadgloves.com . That clever idea of yours might just end up on this page. Please make the descriptions short and sweet.
There could be more than one winner with this mission.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
Winners will have their mission on page with name & ID number.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM23
Best battle wound mission!
This mission comes from the twisted and brilliant mind of Grenade Army soldier Andrew Bullen #0240:
“Have soldiers send in a picture of their worst bruise, smashed face, or any carnage they have ever gotten from snowboarding, skateboarding, or whatever makes you look like you have received a horrific beating.”
Potentially more than one winner with this one.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM24
Party time mission!
This idea came with the help of Grenade Army soldier Wyatt Fritz #0274:
“If for some reason your friends happen to fall asleep in some weird place at some kind of party and you happen to get artsy all over there face with markers or whatever you've got” send in some funny photos of your mischief.
This mission is not a contest.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM26
Binky mission!
For this mission you'll have to do a little research. Grenade Army soldiers need to find the TPS video magazine #3, or the most recent (and best) TPS #4, and find Binky's phone number. If you manage to find it, e-mail Binky's phone number to army@grenadegloves.com. Be sure to include your name and ID number. Feel free to give Binky a ring at any time just to hear what he has to say. And, of course, be sure to let us know how it goes.
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM27
New gloves mission!
This is for all Grenade Army members that have purchased gloves to move up a rank: If you have just purchased a new pair of gloves, send in a picture of you wearing them. Simple.
This mission is not a contest.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM28
Spray paint your car!
The idea for this mission came from Grenade Army soldier Luke Bothell. This dedicated soldier spray painted a huge Grenade on the hood of his car to show his love and support—thanks Luke. If you want to show similar dedication, spray paint a Grenade logo on your hood and take a photo.
ONLY PAINT YOUR CAR!
This mission is not a contest.
Grenade Army soldiers will receive a sticker pack for completing this mission
This Mission is worth 2 ranks.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM29
Grenade Strikes Back Tour mission!
Since the Grenade Strikes Back Tour has been wreaking havoc either at, or close to your home mountain, almost all Grenade Army soldiers have been out showing support. So if you were at one of the many stops and you have a photo of yourself at the event, send it in to move up a rank.
This mission is not a contest.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
MISSION STATEMENT: GGAM420
Grenade Games mission!
With the Grenade Games rapidly approaching, make sure you’re there and have photo evidence of your whereabouts. Send the proof in and earn that promotion!
This mission is not a contest.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
This mission is not a contest.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline