MISSION BRIEFING

Ensure that you are enlisted in the Grenade Army and have an ID number.
Do not send completed missions with enlistment forms.
All participating soldiers will increase in rank upon the completion of any mission.
Upon every third rank promotion you will be resupplied with Grenade contraband.
When submitting designs, videos, or images there is no limit.
Unless specified otherwise, soldiers will be promoted one rank upon the successful completion of a mission.
Missions cannot be repeated unless otherwise specified in the mission description.
Missions can be completed in any order.
Not all missions must be completed.
Send missions via e-mail to army@grenadegloves.com or mail. Please avoid sending videos over e-mail. Links to YouTube, Vimeo, etc. are acceptable.
Upon promotion to GENERAL OF THE ARMY: Soldiers of this rank will receive an HONORABLE DISCHARGE from General Danny Kass along with a special pack of Grenade paraphernalia. For those who would like to continue serving in the Grenade Army, you must reenlist. All honorably discharged soldiers remain on the Grenade Army roster with HD attached to their rank (although may submit a removal request via e-mail).
Note: Grenade stickers and stencils, contraband, and other paraphernalia found in Army enlistment packs as well as mission completion packs may vary depending on stock.
All whiners will be demoted.
 

GRENADE ARMY MISSIONS


MISSION GGAM01:

Shave Yourself a Mohawk!

This is pretty straight forward. If you have a Mohawk, take a picture of yourself and send it in. If you don't, you must shave it yourself. We will not accept entries unless the sides are completely shaved. Photo must display your hawk flying. By this we mean spiked. Failure to comply with regulations will result in no points and a demerit.
This mission is worth 1 rank.


MISSION GGAM02:
Rendezvous Mission
Inspiration for this mission came from Army Soldier #10183, Michael Hammers. Meet up at your favorite haunt and take a picture of three or more Army Soldiers each wearing their dog tags. In order to complete this mission the Grenade Army dog tags must be visible or we won't count it. Please include the names and Army IDs for each of the comrades you're with.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM03:
Operation TP A Company Vehible
As the title implies, create havoc by TP-ing a commercial vehicle. Email a photo in to rank up.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM04:
Grenade at the Beach Mission
We want to see how you enjoy your oceanic adventures. That's not all... We want Grenade to be there with you. Whether it's you wearing Grenade board shorts, a Grenade sticker on a beer cooler, or however you want to interpret this. So long as the Grenade logo is present and you're at a large body of water.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM07:
Send Us Your Worst Slam
We are going to try this again. It can be any type of slam, any sport, and/or anything painful.
This year to date, the responses have been a little weak. So if you have something that looks really nasty send it in. DVD, or CD (No PAL), or web URL (YouTube, Vimeo, etc.). Videos only please, pictures will not be accepted for this mission.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM08:
Send Us Your Best Trick
We are going try this again. You have all winter to get something. It can be any type of trick, any sport, anything amazing. DVD, CD (No PAL), or web URL (YouTube, Vimeo, etc.). Videos only please, pictures will not be accepted for this mission.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM10:
Get Good Grades!
Send us a copy of your report card, B average or above will go up one rank.
This mission is to make your moms happy. Education is important!
NO TIME LIMIT.
This mission is worth one rank and can be repeated with each new, separately dated, acceptable report card. Recent report cards only please.

MISSION GGAM12:
Best Sticker Job
Take a photo of your sticker detailing.
It could be on your skateboard, snowboard, dirt bike, car, refrigerator, or whatever.
The image must contain at least one visible Grenade sticker or stencil.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM14:
Local Skate Spot
Take a photo of you skating your favorite spot or skate park. 
This mission is worth 1 rank.

 

MISSION GGAM15:
Mission Get a Job!
An old mission classic returns! Working hard or hardly working? Take a snapshot of you at your summer seasonal gig.
This mission is worth 1 rank.



MISSION GGAM16:
Gone Fishing Mission
For you soldiers that may do a little fishing, you have the chance to move up a rank. Send in a picture of you and that prize catch.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM17:
Local MX Spot
Just like the Local Skate Spot mission, but if you prefer to ride MX send in a picture of you killing your favorite course.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM18:
The New School Mission
This mission idea is coutesy of Soldier Dale Clapper, #10316. Now that students are back in class, snap a picture of you wearing Grenade gear while at the school you attend.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM20:
Operation MX-A-GoPro
We're really digging sll of these GoPro videos popping up all over the internet. We'd love to see some of our Army Soldiers who ride MX to submit a first person point of view video of them riding a sick course. Send YouTube, Vimeo, or other video hosting links to army@grenadegloves.com
.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM22:
Make a Mission . . . Mission
We want you to have a voice here at Grenade. If any Grenade Army soldiers have a solid mission idea, e-mail it to
army@grenadegloves.com. That clever idea of yours might just end up on this page. Please make the descriptions short and sweet.
There could be more than one winner with this mission.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
Winners will have their mission on page with name & ID number.
No Deadline
 
MISSION GGAM23:
Best Battle Wound Mission
This mission comes from the twisted and brilliant mind of Grenade Army soldier Andrew Bullen #0240:
“Have soldiers send in a picture of their worst bruise, smashed face, or any carnage they have ever gotten from snowboarding, skateboarding, MX, or whatever makes you look like you have received a horrific beating.”
This Mission is worth 1 rank.


MISSION GGAM25:
Operation Nade the Folks
Get a photo of your parents or grandparents wearing either a Grenade hat, Tee, or Hoodie and send in the evidence for a rank promotion. Remember, converting your family is the first step towards world domination.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.

 
MISSION GGAM26:
Binky Mission
For this mission you'll have to do a little research. Grenade Army Soldiers need to find the TPS video magazine #3, or the TPS #4, and find Binky's phone number. If you manage to find it, email Binky's phone number to army@grenadegloves.com
. Be sure to include your name and ID number. Feel free to give Binky a ring at any time just to hear what he has to say. And, of course, be sre to let us know how it goes.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline
 
MISSION GGAM27:
New Gloves Mission
This is for all Grenade Army members that have purchased Grenade Gloves to move up a rank: If you have just purchased a new pair of gloves, send in a picture of you wearing them and let us know which retailer you purchased them from. Simple.
This mission is not a contest.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.  May be completed with each new pair of Grenade Gloves purchased.  Don't forget to include which shop you purchased your Grenade Gloves.

 

MISSION GGAM28:
Spray Paint Your Car!
The idea for this mission came from Grenade Army soldier Luke Bothell. This dedicated soldier spray painted a huge Grenade on the hood of his car to show his love and support—thanks Luke. If you want to show similar dedication, spray paint a Grenade logo on your hood and take a photo.
ONLY PAINT YOUR CAR!
This mission is not a contest.
Grenade Army soldiers will receive a sticker pack for completing this mission.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
No Deadline


MISSION GGAM29:
Grenade Grip Tape job
The inspiration for this mission comes from Soldier Paul Longnecker, #10219.
Carve a Grenade logo into your skateboard's grip tape, or rep a Grenade sticker under clear grip tape. The only way to skate first class is with Grenade. Snap a picture of your Grip Tape Job and send it in for that rank promotion.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.

 
MISSION GGAM30:
Hit up the Mountains! 
The mission, should you choose to accept, is to document your first trip up to the mountain this season. But that’s not all: we want to see how you end your first day. Whether you’re in the hot tub, the bar, passed out on your bed or asleep in the car; send it in. To qualify for the rank promotion, send in a picture of you on the mountain during the first day, and off the mountain on the first night.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM31:
Operation Get Inked!
This mission brought to the Army by Make A Mission....Mission winners: Brandt Olson #9749, Nicholas Ashby #9714, Max Munoz #4256, and Tim Fowler #10120.
Show off your love for Grenade with a gnarly Grenade Gloves tattoo. Send in a picture of the finished product and earn that promotion. We'll even send you a bonus sticker pack for adorning your flesh with Grenade pride.
WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ALTERED, FAKE PHOTOS. THOSE WHO SEND IN FAKE TATTOO IMAGES WILL BE DEMOTED ONE RANK.
This mission is not a contest.
This mission is worth 2 ranks.
No Deadline

 

MISSION GGAM32:
Urban Reconnaissance Mission
Finding any Grenade stickers around your town? Take pictures of any Grenade logos, stencils, or stickers in your area -- these have to be Guerilla, no shop/dealer windows or displays.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM33:

Operation Recruit Your Friends
The battlefield is growing rapidly and we need more soldiers out on the front lines. Get two of your fellow comrades to enlist to the Grenade Army, send their Soldier ID numbers and email addresses associated with their accounts and you'll go up a rank. It's that easy.
This mission is worth 1 rank and can be completed multiple times with every two Cadets you recruit.

 

*Classic Mission Returns*
MISSION GGAM34:
Mission: Enter a Skate Competition
Skate Jams and Comps are moving in as the snow is moving out. Enter a Skate Comp and send in the proof to earn that promotion.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.


 

MISSION GGAM36:

Your Best Rig Mission
For all those Army Soldiers who are backyard riggers we want to see your best DIY set up (for example a backyard rail rig, or a backyard MX setup). We also want images of you riding your contraptions. We're looking forward to seeing all of your creative sides when it comes to Shredding. This mission is courtesy of Sam Whipple #9991 as part of our Make A Mission....Mission selection.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM37:
Operation Feed The Troops
Take a picture of yourself volunteering at the local food bank or soup kitchen. Or even donating some rations to the food bank. Send in the photo of your good deeds and move up a rank. This mission is brought to us by Parker Johnston #10101 as part of our Make A Mission....Mission selection.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM38:
Mission Four Square
For all you Soldiers who like to play with gadgets, next time you're at your local retailer to purchase or catch up on the latest Grenade gear be sure to Check-In using Foursquare
. That's not all, type a shout out to Grenade Gloves in your Check-In in order to rank up. Send in the link for your Check-In and you'll be promoted. It's that simple.
This mission is worth 1 rank.
 
MISSION GGAM42:
Mission: Obtain Classified Footage
Edit footy together of you shredding on Snow, Skate, or MX; your preference. There must be at least one Grenade logo apparent in your video. Here's what you do in order to get a rank promotion: Upload the video to Facebook, include the Mission Number and your Army ID in the description. Then make sure you tag Grenade Gloves in the video so we can intercept your transmission.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.

 

MISSION GGAM43:
New Shoes Mission
Just like the New Gloves Mission, snap a picture of you wearing your new Grenade kicks and let us know where you purchased them; a straight ahead mission that has straight ahead results.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.

 

MISSION GGAM44:
Operation Grenade Meme
Memes seem to be all the rage these days. Use one of those Meme generator sites and create a Grenade themed Meme. Use any of our slogans and images of our team riders. As long as it is Grenade Gloves related. Bonus points to those who really make us laugh. Post your Meme to the Grenade Gloves Facebook Page with your Army ID and we'll respond back with a rank promotion.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.

 
MISSION GGAM45:

Mission: Sling Some Paint!
The inspiration for this mission comes from Grenade Army Soldiers Jason Mann (#10829) and Austin Kopaska (#10594).
Hook up with some local paintballers and sling some paint for a day. Get a picture of you slinging paint while wearing Grenade Gloves or having a Grenade logo somewhere in your paintball setup.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.


MISSION GGAM47:
Specialty Ops Mission
See someone at your local mountain or skatepark wearing Grenade? Snap a photo of 'em then email that intel in for your rank promotion.
This Mission is worth 1 rank.




MISSION GGAM48:
Go Camping Mission

We know many of you Grenade Army Soldiers hit the forest for some much deserved R&R. And we want to make sure you are well equipped for taking on any challenge nature throws at you. Send in a photo of you along with any Grenade gear to earn that rank promotion. This mission idea is courtesy of Collin Cahoon, #10998, and Chris Hoilund, #11089.
This mission is worth 1 rank.


MISSION GGAM49:

Divide & Conquer Mission
Heading out on a trip? The best intelligence always comes from the most covert operatives in the field. We want to see you while you're on vacation. Snap a photo of yourself wearing Grenade at any tourist attraction. Bonus points if you tread into international territories. This mission idea is courtesy of Tim Kiefer, #11011, and Christina Gourtremout, #10668.
This mission is worth 1 rank.

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